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You Might Just Be a Redneck if you have this type of Regneck Gear:

Nextel Racing Jacket
Dark Racing Sun Glasses
Digital Watch
Reminents of a Mulat
Fingernail Chewed to the nub

“Who won the Race? OMG I can’t Look, Will he Win? I can’t take this much pressure.”

Now I realize that many of you might be struggling with the fact that you are a Red Neck - here is our sample picture to give you an idea if you might be one.  This fellow is pretty “mild” as far as Red Necks go - so if you think you are worse than him……..

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had “covertly” funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks, vans and SUV’s in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 38 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh Shit!”

Only the states of Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: “Hold my beer, I’m gonna try somethin.”

If I know you - you probably run across the occasional ass hat in forums that just needs a “gentle” nudge in the right direction.  Send them to the Forum Post Analyzer - version 2.

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