SEO SUCKS

Who to really hire?

Southern Seo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:55:20 +0000

I can’t believe it - Lenny was just contacted to do some SEO work. If you’ve ever read his articles or rambles you SHOULD probably realize that he isn’t your best bet.

Plenty of good companies out there though - Philbery really likes Delaware webmaster - A great SEO company.

I suppose you CAN hire Lenny - but he only accepts beer - and he only works after he drinks your payment.

Black Hat Digest - 30 Days Program

Southern Seo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:46:38 +0000

Ed Charkow over at Black Hat Digest has started putting out a 30 day program to get your lazy chicken fried ass up to speed.

Black Hat Digest

If you just spend all day sitting here going “DUH”, well it’s probably a good place to start.

This is why good ol’ boys don’t move north.

Southern Seo — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:47:15 +0000

You might be thinking to yourself that a good ol’ boy might be happy anywhere - it’s just not true. Sometimes things just don’t fit in other places.

Am I a RED NECK Test

Southern Seo — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:45:32 +0000

You Might Just Be a Redneck if you have this type of Regneck Gear:

Nextel Racing Jacket
Dark Racing Sun Glasses
Digital Watch
Reminents of a Mulat
Fingernail Chewed to the nub

“Who won the Race? OMG I can’t Look, Will he Win? I can’t take this much pressure.”

Now I realize that many of you might be struggling with the fact that you are a Red Neck - here is our sample picture to give you an idea if you might be one. This fellow is pretty “mild” as far as Red Necks go - so if you think you are worse than him……..

NTBS Report

Southern Seo — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:40:53 +0000

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had “covertly” funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks, vans and SUV’s in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 38 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh Shit!”

Only the states of Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: “Hold my beer, I’m gonna try somethin.”

Forum Post Analyzer - V.2.0

Southern Seo — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:38:14 +0000

If I know you - you probably run across the occasional ass hat in forums that just needs a “gentle” nudge in the right direction. Send them to the Forum Post Analyzer - version 2.

http://www.yesitsfunny.com/stupid.php